I got this from a fellow gunblogger, Rob Allen, over at Sharp as a Marble
John Moses Browning, who art in heaven
Hollowpoints be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy Will be done
In full or semi-automatic
Give us this day our daily range
and forgive us our misses,
as we aim for those who attack us,
and lead us not into the Midway USA Catalog,
but deliver us from Jennings.
For a 9mm is the kingdom,
.45 the power, and the Glock, forever
Now, go do 7 Hail of Fires and ask for forgiveness for saying ‘clip’ instead of magazine.